Inspired when Mike Huckabee said he wanted to amend the Constitution and put more "God" in it. I consider myself to be a religious person but this scaes the daylights out of me.
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Mike Huckabee’s Plan
A Parody of Secret Agent Man – New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
He wants to amend the Constitution,
He thinks that more God is the solution.
Loves life, but hates the gays.
Waits for the end of days.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.
It’s pretty clear he’s not an intellectual.
Thinks Satan must have been a homosexual.
Just like Mitt Romney, he’s as weird as he can be.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.
If he wins and beats all of his rivals.
He’ll take away our guns and give us Bibles.
No abortions, and you can bet, he’ll shut down the Internet.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.
