I watched a Tribute to Picard on youtube, and I felt that Kirk was left out. After that I thought, I'll make it sorta battle like (and have Kirk win of course).
Lyrics
Scotty beam me up, Kirk here, James T. Kirk captain of the Enterprise, Standby to receive our transmission, would you mind identifying what you are, get off my bridge, engage, captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise,& make it so.
