This started out as a parody of one of my favorite songs, Champagne Charlie, by Blind Blake. But, it ended up as basically an original composition.
Lyrics
I sat down to breakfast
Like I never ate before
I had a stack of pancakes
And a dozen more
I’m gonna diet
After breakfast
And then I’ll diet
After lunch
Won’t eat much after dinnerr
Cause I’m on a diet
I went through the drive-thru
Cause I couldn’t get out outta my car
Of course I got a supersize
I eat what I are
I’m on a diet
Except for lunch
Back on a diet
After dinner
Won’t eat much the rest of the night
Cause I’m on a diet
Got kicked outta the buffet
Cause I was drivin’ em broke
On the way out I grabbed a ham
And a pumpkin pie to go
I’m gonna diet
After lunch
And then I’ll diet
Except for dinner
Couple snacks to see me through the night
Then I’ll be on a diet
I came down for a midnight snack
And a piece of cake at 4:00
Got to keep my strength up
Because I’m gonna go
On a diet
Between meals
Back on a diet
Except for snacks
Gotta stuff my face, cause most of the day
I’ll be on a diet
