Rhyme 4 Riches tournament Round 3
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Andy 'Flange' vs CaSper
A few battles/disses that I decided to throw up here... I'm new @ this so be gentle
I opened up this section to detail a few of the tracks/freestyles/disses (with local MC's) I've done so far... I'm pretty new to this so be gentle! :)
Lyrics
OK, This guy's a bitch but what hurts him the most
Is his name, 'cos this dickhead is literally a ghost
I visited his myspace and he'd set it to private
Probably only has Tom as a friend so he's trying to hide it!
So I went to his soundclick and what do I find?
A bunch of shitty Christmas raps, is he out of his mind?
How the fuck he think that'd earn him mass appeal?
This 16 year old, gullible fuck probably still thinks Santa is real!
I'm an unstable individual and I'm likely to cuss
Respect your elders son and do what I say, walk in front of a bus
Or I'll rent a shitty pick-up truck
And mow down this scared fuck for his whack ass playlist, his music really sucks
And it seems he's out of luck, drawing me in round 3
Please take note, fuck with this Flange and you'll contract VD
That stands for verbal diohrrea and I'm not liking what I hear
Cos spitting shit with no substance is cancerous to your career
So I guess this guy is proof of that, Casper, truth is you're wack
You admitted in round 1 that your little brother writes your tracks
And he's talentless too, you're embarassing dude
You had a no-show in the last round and still struggled to get through!
And MoFlow would've ripped you, just like I'm doing
I'm headed for the Quarter finals and leaving your reputation in ruins
How come I'm up against another Canadian tool
These fools will always be inferior while the British rule!
I hope this kid stays in school and learns he needs to come iller
No use spitting '500 bars' if most of them are filler
I'm spittin a wide range of flavours, this kids strictly vanilla
One flow, one style, bitch I'm a straight kill ya
You'll probably end up hating me based on the fact
That your body likely hasn't matured enough to grow a chin strap
Yet I gotta goatee, but don't hold that against me
That alone can't surely be enough reason for resent, G?
Come back when you've reached puberty, maybe then you'll last
Nah man, of course I'm kidding, you'll still lose fast
I promise when you battle compared to me you're a novice
You're like hip-hops ugly step child and I'm like fucking Adonis!
And at least I'm honest but the truth hurts don't it bro?
But that ain't no reason for you to 'give up the ghost' tho
If you do you're a silly ho so just come harder
In the future otherwise once again you'll be lyrically martyred
Like your forefathers you'll fall in defeat to the British
And then your status will have greatly diminished
You thinking you're beating me is pure fucking fantasy
As it's plain to see that's just fictional like a game of Quidditch
I could rip this bitch for days but I don't feel like wasting rhymes
On some stupid little child who ain't worthy of my time
Since he's made it plain to see that he's hiding from me
So fuck this bitch, this is a rap, Andy Flange wins Round 3!
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