round 2 vs Harland (Rhyme 4 Riches)
Round 2 of the Rhyme 4 Riches tournament on LyricKings.com vs Harland... sucks as it was literally a last minute write and record!
A few battles/disses that I decided to throw up here... I'm new @ this so be gentle
I opened up this section to detail a few of the tracks/freestyles/disses (with local MC's) I've done so far... I'm pretty new to this so be gentle! :)
Lyrics
So I'm battling the guy who lost to Finale
So I expect him to come hard cos this bitch gotta be angry
But so far the only thing hard about this kid
Is trying to work out exactly what the fuck he says when he spits
His voice is fucked up and his accent is worse than mine
And his flow is as monotonous as Kevin Federlines
He needs some better rhymes, I blatantly write better lines
That pack enough punch to easily sever spines
How the fuck you rep both the UK and Singapore ho
When we let that shitty island go like 40 odd years ago?
Pick a hometown to rep, that's for starters
And then maybe people will begin to show you some respect
This guy is a fan of Arsenal, so I know he's a sore loser
Check my hometown, 2-0 says it all, we abused ya!
And what the fuck's up with your hair? It ever get finished?
If not people's opinion of you will have further diminished
And I'm getting kinda bored of you, you're getting slaughtered dude
I might aswell applaud this fool for showing up but he's still gonna lose
And that's about all the appraisal you'll get from me
'Cos on the real Harland, you're a terrible emcee
I'm the judge, the jury, the justice system and the soution
So I scentence you to death by electrocution
I'll spit 10,000 volts into your direction until you fry
For your weak ass lyrics and your beyond poor elocution
So I'll drop you fam like this tournament did the grand
Then shake this bitches hand to prove I'm still the better man
And walk confidently into round 3 as it's plain to see
This kid don't have the lyrical ability or the vocabulary
To stay on the beat for 3 minutes, so he changes the boundaries
The fact he didn't want more time initially dumbfounded me
Until I finally saw Harland for what he is
A fucking no-hoper who don't belong in this biz
Hip-hop's not for you, so go find another scene
Or follow Hayden into obscurity, cos you two wack fiends
Would make a crap rap tag team, you both suck balls
The fact you think your on anyone's level has me fucking apalled!
I can predict his diss, and no I'm not taking the piss
He's so formulaic it'll probably go something like this:
"You look like a fag and you're fat, you're a prat
And you're whack, and you're crap" and really that's about enough of that!
You think you're sick as hell but too much of a bitch to tell
That you couldn't wrap a christmas present let alone a bar with presence, well
Enough is enough, I'm gonna end this on a high note
Don't get too pissed at yourself when you see the tally of my votes!
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