Lyrics
I'm gonna wage a war
On Christmas!
I'm gonna nuke Christmas!
I'm gonna turn it into glass,
I'm gonna kick Christmas ass!
I'll liberate Christmas!
I'll stack up all the wisemen,
And then I'm sodomize them!
Annihilate Christmas!
I'm gonna shock and awe
With my Jesus-seeking bombs!
I'll launch a war on Christmas!
I'll bunker-bust that manger
That holds your lord and savior!