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Hey There Vagina
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Derivate work of 'Hey There Delilah' by Plain White Tees. Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTgLgaxmr4 , or search 'Hammy' on iTunes!!
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
James Speedy / Tom Higgenson
Rights
Sep 27 2007
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December 02, 2007
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:42
Story behind the song
Just having some fun though the eyes of my 12-year old self. A video is available at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTgLgaxmr4
Lyrics
Hey there vagina, what’s it like in that bikini? You’re just fifteen feet away, but might as well be in Tahiti. Wish I was too. I just became aware of you; I wanna screw. Hey there vagina, can you give me some assistance? You’re right there and I am lonely and the moisture makes you glisten – I’ll close my eyes. It’s my choice to fantasize, ‘til this subsides. Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, you’re all that I can see. Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, it’s what smut does to me, what smut does to me. Hey there vagina, you know something’s getting hard, If you’d relieve me for a day then I could focus and go far – I know I could It’s hard to work with morning wood, it’s not so good. Hey there vagina, if I ever had my way I’d see you in a thong – I bet that you would take my breath away – And that’s not all, I don’t think that I would blink at all. No more blue balls. Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, you’re all that I can see. Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, it’s what smut does to me. I don’t know how to get in there, but maybe someday if I dare, I’ll talk to you if there’s no other way. We’ll take a moment and discuss This special special time for us – And then you’ll want to ravage me I pray. Vagina, I can promise you, in 20 seconds I’ll be through – You’ll never get a chance to scream my name, Or know I came. Hey there vagina, you were good in my fantasy, Two more years and I’ll be done with school, you won’t be such a mystery – I’ll have a clue. I really hope I don’t get sued. . . I hope this song wasn’t too crude. . . Hey there vagina, here’s to you – this ones for you. . . Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, you’re all that I can see. Oh, see what you do to me? Oh, it’s what smut does to me, what smut does to me, what smut does to me. (c) 9/27/2007 James Speedy
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Lucindra
Feb 12, 2008
That was funny and well put together...I've only recently heard the original....Lucindra