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Independent Turkeys
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A Thanksgiving parody of the Destiny's Child hit 'Independent Women' . . .Word of warning, I'm not Beyonce.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #13
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
David/SDG of Karaoke Version
Rights
2007
Uploaded
November 19, 2007
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:34
Story behind the song
Written as my first true holiday parody, a parody for Thanksgiving, though it may be the only Thanksgiving one I do, it won't likely be the last holiday parody in my life time. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing their permission to use their backing track.
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Like a Zoo Got my whole crew Gonna Flee and break it out David's Turkey's c'mon Uh Uh Uh Lesson! Better not be thinkin' about me I ain't eatin' nothin' so that I'll be lean I won't end up dinner like my mommy did last week Better start over or get more berries Question! Why you tryna feed me all of this? Trying to inflate me to fill up your kids Live through 5 Thanksgivings and I've see all of your kills Don't you think you'll miss me once you get your fill The eggs I'm laying (You scrambled) The hay I sit in (You paid it) The barn I live in (I sleep there) but I'm no dumb turkey (I'm talking) The pig you saving (Go cook him) or that cow, Franklin (He's mooing) The kitchen oven (Don't warm it) You ain't eatin' me (You ain't eatin' me) All the Turkeys who Independent (Throw your wings up at me) All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings (Throw your wings up at me) All the roosters not wakin' farmers (Throw your wings up at me) All the birdies who really feel me (Throw your wings up at me) David, how your turkeys getting down like that David, how your turkeys get down like that Dave, I guess you better go and cook a ham David, how your turkeys get smart like that Tell me what you think about this Hiding from your gun if I do wanna live I run hard and heavy to escape you like this Chickens it ain't easy living through all of it Begging Butterball ain't gettin' all they want Oscar Meyer's short 'cause the turkeys here have won If you wanna eat, looks like it's hot dogs that you'll warm Depending on myself to stay out of your lunch The feathers on me (I grew 'em) Your family's dinner (I'm skipping) The knife your wielding (I'll kick it) 'Cause I will not feed thee (You don't get it) The farm I live in) (I'll flee it) The death I'm fearing (Won't seal it) So let this sink in (Won't eat me) You ain't eatin' me (You ain't eatin' me) All the turkeys who Independent (Throw your wings up at me) All the hens who ain't in the kitchen (Throw your wings up at me) All the chickens who still here kickin' (Throw your wings up at me) All the Vegans who just won't eat me (Throw your wings up at me) Dave, how are turkeys so smart like that David, how your turkeys get down like that Dave, I guess you better go cook a ham David, how your turkeys get down like that B.A. Dave's chics (What's up) They in the house) (They stuffed) We'll starve these people up Turkey Style B A Dave's Turkeys Won't get stuffed on Thanksgiving No I won't get eatin' Gee David's Turkeys Ohh All the turkeys who independent (Throw your wings up at me) All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings (Throw your wings up at me) All the roosters not wakin' farmers (Throw your wings up at me) All the birdies who truly feel me (Throw your wings up at me)
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