If i knew i wuhs gonna die fast and slaughtered
i'd tell my moms to et my casket ordered
i'd go to the corner store in a fashionly order
and tell'em "GIMMIE $500 CASH IN QUARTERS!"
if he say suttin' bout it, he'd get splashed wit water
and if he told to get out i'd give'em a back dis-order
and tell'em "WELL I GUESS I'M BACK WITH SLAUGHTER"
and jump the counter and take all the cash and quarters
run in a old lady house lyke "THESE BAGS ARE FOR YA"
they'd have shyt in'em and i'd tell her ass to snort'em
throw grease on a midget and say "YOUR GONNA FRY"
run in the ospital and tell the patients "YOUR GONNA DIE.>!"
shyt i'd prolly get pliars and poke you in the eye
if you cry, i'll cut your tongue, thats right
put it in the basket and send it to some old people
and te'llem im just that evil, YA DIGG..!
if i seen a farmers house, i'd dive in the pen
kick 3 chickens and tell'em im fryin' their friends
then go to the court and start lyin' again
and tell'em he puts me in jail, i'll poke him in the eye
leave the court house and get hit by a semi
rollover, shoot a middle finger, and watch it fly
so this guy gets out and shoots at me
i rob his semi and run him over crucially
now im back, walkin' the block
im butt-naked the lady starts kallin' the cops
they get there and try to stall me with shots
i pee and a taser hit me (AWW WHAT A SHOCK..!!)
now im in jail in a cell
this buff nigga says,
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF YOU FELL..?"
im screamin, "AWW GET ME OUT"
they said i wuhs on crack and sent me to whitneys house..!
im brain dead, lyke someone imported my mind
and im thinkin' well atleast whitneys daughter is fine..!