~i'm DrunK~ Sci-Fi Feat: Talk Sick
JusT some silly shit i put together...wrote the verse in like 2min or so...nothing big...shits funny though....JusT PeeP
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Lyrics
~I'm DrunK~
intro
Drunk Drunk Drunk off the ass (repeat)
At age 2 I’ve already gone insane
Lost my brains and injected drain-o into my veins
Fucked up my membranes and it’s a damn shame
Age 5 my parents realized I’ve gone mad
Sent me to a mental institute and the whole town was glad
Age 18 my doctor got a letter and said, “This can’t be, I wonder How?”
It says you’ve recovered, so you’re free now
But little do they know I’ve still lost my mind
You can put me in a crowd of people and I’m still easy to find
-I’m one of a kind-
Now I’m 19 and all I do is drink beer
Every girl I’ve gone out with has turned Bi or turned queer
Time to go to a party and I’m already drunk as Fuck
So drunk I got ran overed by a parked truck
(chorus)
I'm Drunk, He's Drunk
~We all druck~
We Drunk off our ass
~Drunk Drunk~
Drunk off our ass
When I got to the party I drunk two more kegs
Fell down a flight of stairs and broke both of my legs
Tried to get up, fell down tripped slipped flipped and my hand hit the house alarm
Tried to get out slipped again and landed on my arm
It twisted in a 360 rotation
Oh Nooooooooooo!! My right arm, say bye, bye to masturbation (left hand)
2 hours later I finally got out no need to shout
Cuz at this point
I’ve broken every bone in the body not to mention joint (did someone say joint)
So the next day I went drinkin again
But this time its ok cuz I brought along a friend
It was this guy I never met, in other words I didn’t know him
When I’m high and drunk I don’t know what I’m doin
Start sayin whack shit like, “I want to be a teacher,” and my friends thought wasn’t
foolin
So they handed me a sheet of paper and told me to fill it out
Even though I had no idea what it was about
Knowing that I’m drunk as fuck and had no concentration
Didn’t realize I just filled out a school teacher application
Turned it in and on the same day I was hired
On day 2 I was already fired
And sent str8 to the county jail
To find out why listen to the details
I was home on Sunday
They called me up and said I got the job, you start on Monday
You teach classes 1-B and 1-A
Is that fine with you, I was still drunk so I said ok
Woke up the next day at 7 and got out of bed
Went to the school and they told me I’m teaching SEX ED
Walked into the classroom and got the little shit-heads attention
I said listen up fuckers mess wid me and ya getting detention
Not to mention if ya need to ask a question
Don't raise your hand cuz i don't know the answer so don't bother askin
So who here knows about premature ejaculation
or 69, how about Doggy style or blowing minds they an't responding this must be a sign
Wondering why they can't asnwer the questions I ask
Then I got arrested how was I suppose to know I was teaching a FIRST GRADE CLASS!!! (??)
-(My bad!!)-
And that’s what happens when I’m
-DRUNK OFF THE ASS-
(chorus)
I'm Drunk, He's Drunk
~We all druck~
We Drunk off our ass
~Drunk Drunk~
Drunk off our ass
