Sitting at home
All day long
On the couch
With his friend
Matt and Josh
Matt and Josh
They are best buds
Always there for each other
Never ever mad at another
They go to Publix
And in the cart we find a sub
Buried in piles of onions
And a case of light beer
Wilson’s Light is his favorite
Because it’s low in calories
On to the mall
Just the two guys
Josh loves fashion
Josh is Matt’s queer eyes
Let’s buy some clothing
It will be so fun
I can’t wait
I love you Matt!
I love you too Josh!
Back at home
Josh is gonna take a shit
All the toilet paper in the world (in one sitting)
Eric’s at work
So they steal all his food (Gatorade and Oreos and Gatorade)
Now let’s play some tennis or oblivion or GTA or Boxing or baseball or football we have multiple games of baseball and football to choose from
And then let’s watch all our favorite parts of TV shows that we’ve watched over and over
And when Eric gets home
Lets make fun of him if
In between his homework
He takes a break and plays GTA
Oh he loves GTA
Yeah, please play me a solo
Give me a solo right here
Yeah yeah!
This isn’t a solo
Diet Pepsi
Coca-Cola Zero
Let’s
Rot
Our teeth away!!!
Diet Snapple too!
And Arnold Palmer
Yeah SODA!!!
And Eric’s Gatorade
Josh has a problem
With everything Eric ever does
Anything he ever does
Josh will bitch
Cuz he’s a bitch
Bitch about Eric
Anything he ever does
About his guitar
About his beliefs
About his taste
Anything he ever does
About his mother
About his father
But not his sister
Cuz Josh likes them really young
Yes this is about as perfect as you can get. Spiders got nothing on this.
