Uterus Drop (Menopause is no time to be a man...)
Universally understood/pleasurable
Pouring hot candle wax on genitals.
Story behind the song
This story is 100% true.
Biography of one of my bosses.
Lyrics
Madame. I do believe you have been shot in the butt.
Your shoes weren't red and bloody when you got here.
I smell of toilet water and crazy mencies.
I'm turning all man.
I can feel my uterus drop. drop. drop. drop.
Woman, don't be afraid to join our side.