Lyrics
Darkness falls across the land in sixteen ninety one,
Rising up in Transylvania sheltered from the sun,
Upon a mountain winding path will lead you his castle,
Shred the way through putrid flesh the zombies are his vassals,
Drawbridge drops an opened door will lead you to the halls,
Scent of death arising, stains of blood cover these walls,
Hold this whip along my side the killer of vampires,
I must smash this stone for health before my life expires.
The candelabra hold the strength,
My cross or morning star,
I dredge for answers,
The end is not too far,
Whip crackin', tittie smackin', punch you in the chest,
When it comes to killin shit the Belmonts are the best,
Every hundred years I have more than my dick to beat,
Use the rags from mummy men to wipe up all the skeet,
Now is the ,time to kill, punk ass bitch named Dracula,
Grab his tongue, make him lick, sweat from my ass crackula,
Then I find, me a bitch to tug on my nut sackula,
Then I'll gently place and grind my dick between her rackula,
A crumbled path through fallen rock which holds this ancient tower,
Ravens guard their current feast of bodies half devoured,
Force my way into the caverns deep beneath the ground,
The holder of the blackened heart is waiting to be found,
The candelabra hold the strength,
My cross or morning star,
I dredge for answers,
The end is not too far,
I stack the Gs and fuck the hoes that make me bust a nut,
They'll snort some blow off of my dick right as I fuck some butt,
Money grabbin' pork sword stabbin' coochie wall destroyer,
Put some whitewash on your fence like I'm fuckin' Tom Sawyer.
Dracula meet your doom!
Death comes ripping.
Frog fucker,
Semen sucker,
Bead magic buttplug,
Makes your mudhole pucker.
Now eat poop and die!
As he drops onto the floor the epic battle ceases,
Cut him into several parts and seperate the pieces,
I've attained a victory that's swallowed by deceit,
Now I must procure my skills until next time we meet.
Dracula.
