Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life yeah its true
Today's the worst day of my life
I was walking down the street
looking for a bite to eat
I was runnin low on cash
I asked this guy if he could spare a buck or two
Instead he turned around and then he kicked my ass
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life yeah its true
And so what is it to you
I was goin on a date
Yeah things were going great
Bought her flowers and a meal
I wore a suit and I even drove her home
but she wouldnt even let me cop a feel
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life thats a fact
And I dont know how to react
So I ended up drunk
I guess I pushed my luck
Cause I landed in jail
I called my girl so that she could pick me up
But that stupid bitch wouldnt pay the bail
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life thats for sure
Today's the worst day of my life
Was runnin low on cash
Some random guy kicked my ass
She wouldnt let me cop a feel
I ended up drunk
Landed in jail
But that stupid bitch wouldnt pay the bail
My dog died
He drank insecticide
I found out that I have 2 kids
Slammed my hand in the door
Lost a finger for sure
Some hobo tried to talk to me
I saw a clown in the gutter
He gave me a balloon
Said down there that I could float too
I got stung by bees
I got bit by a shark
I also got a bad tattoo
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life
Today's the worst day of my life yeah its true
I hate today how bout you?
Today's the worst day of my life
Today I got stabbed with a knife
Today I stubbed my toes and I lost my eyes
Today's the worst day of my life
