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F'nCAR Theme Song
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Looking for a song about sh*biscuits and/or golden chickens? Hasenyager combines comedy and music in order to realize your dreams.
Hasenyager is an Americanized version of Haschenjager, which is German for 'rabbit hunter.' I am that hunter, or huntress, if you will, and I take my profession very seriously. Which means that, actually, I don't hunt rabbits. I do, however, make half-assed music with Audacity, and upload it onto SoundClick.
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Genre
Alternative • Experimental
Charts
Peak #930
Peak in subgenre #168
Author
Hasenyager
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Hasenyager 2007
Uploaded
August 22, 2007
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 2:43
Story behind the song
Long ago, the trumpets in the high school marching band I am a part of created a secret society called Flutes 'n Clarinets are Retarded. I was commissioned, as a minister of propaganda, to write a song for the group. Unfortunately, the forum we were using went down a few days later because its creator's parents found it and threatened to tell the band directors, but F'nCAR lives on in the hearts of every red-blooded, American brass player. Or not. I didn't really care that much about the organization. It was kind of pointless.
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Flutes and clarinets are retarded... F'nCAR, F'nCAR Waging auditory war Brass instruments are what we are (And saxes and Hannah) F'nCAR, F'nCAR We just don't think that woodwinds are up to par Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR Here at F'nCAR We'll all be best friends And together we will bring about The woodwinds' ends Cause when valves meet keys And mouthpieces meet reeds You know who's gonna succeed Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR Here at F'nCAR We'll teach you how to kill If you have any doubts we'll tell you that It's Chet's will (CHET THE MAN!) If woodwinds provoke our wrath They'll rue the day they ever crossed the path Of Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR [instrumental break] F'nCAR is a place Where your voice is heard After we've the death of the woodwinds incurred Cause at the end of the day When both factions have had their say You know who's gonna have the last word Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR F'nCAR F'nCAR F'nCAR, F'nCAR Waging auditory war Brass instruments are what we are (And saxes and Hannah) F'nCAR, F'nCAR We just don't think that woodwinds are up to par Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR Effin' F'nCAR
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