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Mysterious Mammal
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Coulda' been like a lizard with fur. Coulda' been a toilet cleaner with legs.
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Looking for a song about sh*biscuits and/or golden chickens? Hasenyager combines comedy and music in order to realize your dreams.
Hasenyager is an Americanized version of Haschenjager, which is German for 'rabbit hunter.' I am that hunter, or huntress, if you will, and I take my profession very seriously. Which means that, actually, I don't hunt rabbits. I do, however, make half-assed music with Audacity, and upload it onto SoundClick.
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Hasenyager
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Hasenyager 2007
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August 18, 2007
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 2:34
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[mysterious whispers] A blur A shiny black pelt "They're lurkin' in our water. Lurkin' in our water." It's hid in a darkness That can be felt "Are you sure it's a mammal? It might be a lizard or sommat. Dunno what it is." A streak of sound A smell to show "Came from the lake, likely. From the lake." It buries itself in the Great sky below "Gettin' into the septic tank again. Better tell Pa. Mysterious mammal? We don't know what they are. Don't care to know, either. Saw one at Kent State. Rushed past me." Mysterious mammal "Right past me, like it didn't have a care in the world, that mammal. Mighta been... like..." Mysterious mammal "Coulda been like a lizard with fur. Coulda been... like a toilet cleaner, with legs." Mysterious mammal "They's in our oceans. Our oceans. We track 'em with sonar." Mysterious mammal "Like whales. They make sounds like whales. Yeah, like that. That's what they sound like. Or, you know, it could just be a black squirrel, but it's more dramatic to call it the mysterious mammal, which is, well that's why we do it. You see, they're mysterious, and they're mammals. Probably."
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