I met this girl who was pretty damn hot
Body was banging, the face was like ahhh
What the fuck is that, do I gotta look at this/
Where’s the nearest rack and good pair of tits/
Keep goin south and pull over right here
It’s the cleavage speakin why hello there
Keep belongings at your side for the length of the ride/
And please remember to have a good time/
I’m not gonna lie man, I was hypnotized
To get inside, damn, look at the size of them/
There’s only one problem, I don’t got a condom
As far STD’s - she’s probly got em/
You better wrap it up, it’s not really worth the risk
Well it’s either that or go look for a different bitch
No others were there - I’m stuck in a bit of a predicament
I didn’t have a condom to wear so I didn’t even hit the shit/