Intro:
(Hey, hurry up in the bathroom!)
So you're, so you're, so you're, so you're, so you're...
Verse:
So you're sitting in class, weary and bored
in your period four English course
There was a teacher who went by the name of Ms. Moore
She was a young broad turning twenty-eight in the fall
She was pretty, so fine that you went insane and got hard
watching her booty jiggle when she was erasing the board
Went home and beat your meat, (beat your meat)
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
You're chillin' at home watching MTV
See a popstar chick and you get freaky
You have a black kittycat that's named Cece
She leaps on your lap and sleeps complacently
You're not the same species, but you couldn't help it
'cause her body warmth made it quickly move when you felt it
You beat your meat, (beat your meat)
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
You go in your little sister's dolly drawer
so you can secretly play with her Barbie dolls
You took off her clothes and took off her bra
like she was flashing you at the Mardi Gras
Then you busted a nut all up on her body
then you put her in the sink and washed her off
You beat your meat, (beat your meat)
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
One day you were making toast
along with bacon, rolls, and some breakfast oats
You went in the fridge to get the butter for bread
But something went wrong, somehow you got smothered instead
You went directly into the one on the left
The one with the shower and the swirling, flushing toilet
Went in and beat your meat, (beat your meat)
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
Now you're swimming in the public pool
Water is warm and soothing and comfortable
You see a ten year old girl in a bathing suit
Her top slipped off, and then you saw a nipple
Immediately, it created a high tide
This preteen made your floatation device rise
You beat your meat, (beat your meat)
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
Outro:
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
Beat your meat on the toilet seat
