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The Curbstomp Song
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It's all about insanely one sided fights and how they turn into a complete debacle. Battles that you'd rather laugh at for the stupidity of the losing side, or generally, when you just feel like being sadistic and pitting Roman hoplites against B-
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Powered by the PC, SPS is a one man song writing machine who can't play an instrument, but give him a few hours, he'll hum a few bars, put it in the sequencer,
Welcome to the Samurai Penguin Studios Soundclick page. Here at SPS, it's about the music. The Bird Digs Music, especially high quality music. SPS is founded by the owner, Ernest Hart, and he does his best to produce music that is both entertaining, and of as high a quality as he can muster on limited resources. Despite the inability to physically PLAY an instrument to any large extent, he will sit for hours on end to bring you the best sounding pieces within his ability to mix. Trust his ears, The Bird does.
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Genre
Electronic • Techno
Charts
Peak #120
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Fr4nk/Ernest Hart
Uploaded
August 09, 2007
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MP3 5.4 MB • 128 kbps • 5:52
Story behind the song
It's strange. The actual term 'Curb Stomp' is a brutal way to murder a person. However, on some message boards, it has morphed into a term that describes one sided fights. It's similar in context to the imfamous 'pwnage'. I noted that the song was oft refferenced, but I had never seen it. So I asked if it was written. Turns out it had simple lyrics written but nothing else. I 'had' to do it. And so I did. I wanted to go for something with the same feel as Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." However, I wanted to go for a more Grandiose style, and put in lots of chorus and orchestra in it. It took some time for Fr4nk (Original lyrics) to get me a mostly completed version of the lyrics. As I was recording my performance (I did all the voices.) I rearranged and rewrote small bits here and there to fit the flow.
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Let's all groove to the Curbstomp Song, come on now and sing along: Up in space their ships go boom In a pyrotechnic doom On the ground no hope is found, as they die in burning mounds. Lacking tech or fire and wheel going up against cold steel. “Stra-te-GEE”? Well they just rush; There’s no fool that they can crush. Their invasion’s a meltdown Ground to dust by unarmed clowns All that’s left: to wait and see Whether they will fight or flee. There’s no need for kryptonite, Silver cross, a stake, or light There’s some fights that just ain’t fair but it’s fun to gawk and stare! --------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus: (When a fight is just plain wrong We all sing the Curbstomp Song People dying left and right It’s a slaughter, not a fight! Start a brawl that can’t be won, See the boots E-CLIPSE the sun. Either swallow bitter truth or eat curb and lose a tooth.) Chorus Repeat Ill equipped with laser guns That explode when set to “stun” Using armor made of rags Nothing’s left for body bags With a weakness so painful, Quite annoying and shameful Kids with H2O balloons oh so gaily melt these goons Their assault's a failure putting guns on super tankers Now just watch: and you will see. battles that should never be Here they come; they're charging us why should we put up a fuss It's a war that won't last long and why I sing THE CURBSTOMP SONG! --------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus Chorus Repeat BANTER: "I know... a hundred berserkers in full plate mail against a Roman Phalanx..." "No man, that's not a curbstomp." "What about the russian army armed with pistols against guys with sub-machineguns?" "You're not thinking big enough man... try more extreme." "Uh... a team of ninja vs a tentacle monster with a rocket launcher?" "What the hell? Go sit down before you hurt yourself..." "What about sending special forces in to take out an orc camp?" "You're getting it now. Keep it up." "A vampire with a bad attitude and a particle cannon against redcoats!" "That's a stomp if I ever heard it." "I know! A fleet of star cruisers with giant energy cannons taking on an infestation of zombies in a city." "Ground zero man, I can taste the concrete!" "A Vampire, A Wizzard, a battleship, a dragon." "Against a monk, a settler, and coal miner in a cattle wagon!" "OUCH!" "Stompingly good... SING IT!" Chorus Chorus Repeat So when a fight’s a slaughter, not any quarter given, just sing along to the Curbstomp Song and ask yourself: 'why can't we all just get along?' Chorus (Four X)
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