Jingle Challenge part of Ultimate Challenge - Tammy's Tampons, Dandy Dan's Dandruff Shampoo, Helen of Troy's Beauty Cream
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Lyrics
Copyright Corinne Curcio 2007
Tammy’s Tampons
V1
When your belly’s crampin’
And your panties dampen
Here’s an instant spot removal (Tammy’s Tampons!)
V2
Just ask the girl who knows
What to do when it flows
Look for the seal of approval (Tammy’s Tampons!)
Chorus
Stick one in – it’ll do the trick
Comes in thin, medium or thick
Cramp on (ugh!) Cramp off (ahhhh!)
Tammy’s Tampons!
Dandy Dan’s Dandruff Shampoo
V1
Dandy Dan’s Dandruff Shampoo
For your long or short hair-do
Give your locks a healthy sheen
They never looked so squeaky clean
V2
There’ll be no more scritch or scratch
The ladies will cry “Wow – he’s a catch!”
So every woman, child and man
Look for the label that reads “Dandy Dan’s”
Helen of Troy’s Beauty Cream
V1
Wrinkled and saggy?
And somewhat craggy?
With a face that could sink a thousand ships?
V2
Like that Queen from Sparta
You know you really oughta
Scoop some up with your fingertips
Chorus
Helen of Troy’s Beauty Cream
All of the boy’s think you’re a dream
You’ll have suitors knocking down your door
So apply a little more
Helen of Troy’s Beauty Cream
