A renaissance man
With knowledge and skill so great
No one, not one can compete with him.
He knows all, can do all
Nothing is beyond his grasp.
Even 3 billion dollars can’t snare him.
A true renaissance man.
Scientific extraordinaire
Legal mind so sublime
Athletic skills beyond reproach
Master of the martial arts
Charismatic beyond all
Both men and women swoon before him
In the mirror
He sees Tom Cruise
But he crushes him with his muse.
Sadly he disappeared one day
A gailish fiend took him away.
Civilization has since not been the same
A great martyr
And there was nobody smarter
The uberman reigns supreme
High in the sky above
His body hidden in the desert
Untouched by vermin
Preserved forever due to his status
Gary truly is scary.
Gary truly is scary.
