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Intergalactic Cloud Forest Assassination Squad
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a story song about the ICFAS, mysterious as a cloud forest and dangerously dangerous
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Some dude who writes stories with music. Sounds odd, but he has a lot of fun doing it. Writes a lot of ocean jams too. He doesn't know what that means.
Hi, I'm James Walrus but I'm not really a walrus as you can tell from the picture on the right (which is real though) To introduce myself I love writing stories and ever since I've gotten into music I've liked telling stories through music too. Kind of like themes or music for scenes, like a soundtrack. I also write about things happening in my life at the time, like the drama of having a real life guardian llama living in my backyard (llama drama)
Song Info
Charts
#1,133 in subgenre Peak #7
Charts
Peak #342
Author
Snakedog
Rights
Rambo Records
Uploaded
July 23, 2007
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MP3
MP3 4.0 MB 128 kbps 4:22
Story behind the song
Rock story song about the ICFAS, mysterious as a cloud forest and dangerously dangerous.
Lyrics
Well I had this hot date. I took her to a restaurant owned by the assassination squad from the cloud forest. Well I took a map off the table because it looked cool. Well I guess they wanted that map because all of a sudden they were after me. In the shadows with swords. Playing a game, a game of danger, baby. A game of danger. I bust out of that restaurant. I ran for my space ship. They ran so fast I had to dive into the door and slam that control down. I flew into space, I thought I was safe but no, they had spaceships and they were faster, bigger engines, reverse time travel, in a parallel universe. "We were mysteriously mysterious" Well I couldn't run from them so I followed the map. Well I guess they had a map too because when I arrived at that big fat X, Well they were waiting for me... With swords! 25 of them with swords. I had a sword so big though, I threw that sword and split all of them in half! I walked over their bodies to the X on the map, it wasn't a bunch of treasure, but it was a... big giant fat cave! well I entered that cave and suddenly everything got so calm like a perfect palm tree over a breezy moonlit beach. I walked down the cave and heard a thump behind me, I spun my torchlight around, revealing a figure in the darkness. Was it a alien? Was it an robot after me? Was it an assassin? NO! It was my hot date from the restaurant. She held a gun to my face and she said. "Where'd you go baby? I love you." Well I knocked the gun out of her hand and spun her to the floor. We got married on the way back in the space ship! I was out of that cave. I don't know what was in that cave, or what that stupid damn map was for but they were still after me. We got home and tried to have a nice honeymoon dinner, but they bust through the door like a bunch of bastards. "Mysterious as a cloud forest, we are dangerously dangerous" In front of the assassination squad was a giant crab about a 100 feet tall. Well I stabbed him the eye with a knife and he fell apart so we ate dinner. Sea food dinner with crab. The rest of them exploded when their crab was dead, so I said to her "lets eat dinner." Yeah, eat dinner. Whew, with intergalactic cloud forest assassination squad in the shitter for good. Down the drain. Down the drain. Intergalactic cloud forest assassination squad is no more because of my knife in the crabs eye. Now we live happily ever after with our sea food dinner. Goodnight goodbye.
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