Lyrics
[I’m a facebook stalker, Why I gotta holler?
YO ef that, no I’m gunna stalk her.] 2x
Verse 1:
The moment I met her, I quickly noticed her sweater,
Had some Greek writing but, I couldn’t focus on letters,
(nah mean?), you know better,
I aint Young Jeezy, but believe me, when I say Imma ‘go getta’,
Yeah, on facebook, Imma go and look you up, (keyboard typing)
And after we’re friends, girl we can get to hooking up,
Maybe role-play, like tinker-bell and Hook and stuff,
I know it’s just a ‘poke’, but really, you gotta look, its love,
Infatuation, imagination, gets the best of me,
I hope you don’t ‘catch me spying,’ like a discectomy,
Twenty-four-seven, yeah, Devin, is on ya facebook,
Cuz babe looks, so fine its a crime, belongs in day books,
Almost done gave up, because from start to end,
You showed no interest, and you playing hard to friend,
Four denied friend attempts, yeah, you might seem tough,
But I don’t give a ef, becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Chorus:
[I’m a facebook stalker, Why I gotta holler?
YO ef that, no I’m gunna stalk her.] 4x
Verse 2:
Right when I begun to lose, almost all interest,
What is this? We’re friends now? I don’t know what to do,
Confused, my heads spinning, kinda like the ones and twos,
Not watching television, and yet I got a ton of news,
Feed, pictures galore, this girl wears juicy?
Excuse me, I know for a fact that I’m not Bruce Lee,
But I was thinking we could kick it, maybe cruise she,
Is high maintenance, but I still love her just like Lucy,
I knew sooner or later that you would choose me,
Cuz I got paper, by that, I don’t mean loose-leaf,
Yeah, I’m Asian baby, but money, I aint lacking,
I might seem ‘crazy’ cuz your heart I’ll ‘straight jacket’,
And just like Akon said, I wanna smack it,
There’s something bout ya face, ya smile, that’s so attractive,
I’m a shy guy, thank goodness for the internet,
Though I didn’t win her yet, give it some time.
Chorus:
[I’m a facebook stalker, Why I gotta holler?
YO ef that, no I’m gunna stalk her.] 4x
Ayo, I think this girls finally having a change of heart man.. yo check this out..
Somehow I had a gift, sent ya ‘Etch A You and Me’,
Just so that you can see, what I’ll let ya ‘doodle me’,
Yeah, it was just a flirt, but it must’ve worked,
Cause you sent a message that was titled ‘You disgusting jerk,’
I’ll take that as a sign, that ur warming up to me,
It’s just a matter of time, that you confess ur love to me,
One drunken night, got online, was drunk poking you,
You messaged me, and I went stupid, like Oakland do,
We got to chatting, in fact, we really hit it off,
It’s early to say, but like Marvin, we gonna get it on,
The fact we met on facebook, I know you probly hate it,
But I was elated when ya status said ‘It’s complicated.’
Chorus:
[I’m a facebook stalker, Why I gotta holler?
YO ef that, no I’m gunna stalk her.] 4x
