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If I Were a Customer
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Singer/songwriter, Indie self-recorded: Wm Perry writes & performs tight, well-crafted songs. Honest & not boring, sometimes disturbing, with jangled-y edges. T
"I approach the writing of songs as if it's the only tool I have, with which to do something I don't understand." BIOGRAPHY: Failed. Kept moving. Your typical starving artist story. BFA from the Art Institute of Chicago, followed by several years in the Sign Industry. Front man in a multitude of short-lived bands, playing in clubs and warehouses in Chicago and LA's artsy, marginal war-zone neighborhoods. Now solo artist, self-recording. Bought a cheap, old house on Craig's List (without seeing it first!) and moved from Chicago to Cincinnati, an "economic refugee" you could say. Now completing renovations that make four floors of combined living/studio space and working on new music.
Song Info
Genre
Alternative Indie
Charts
Peak #533
Peak in subgenre #86
Author
William McGuffey Perry
Rights
Wm Perry
Uploaded
June 30, 2007
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 2:36
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If I Were a Customer - William McGuffey Perry From the top down instructions With the whistling suction It’s a hierarchal system and it won’t be shook But with a midnight wedding And a ghost’s beheading You can get the focus for an arm’s length look And if I were a carpenter and you didn’t change I’d have a hammer and you’d have sh** for brains You’re the hands down winner At the Rec room dinner You’re the suspect’s sister, the arresting cop And you can’t help hoping That the stuff that’s broken ‘d Fix its own damn self and walk on off If I were a carpenter and you stayed the same I could hammer all morning While you were circling the drain From the Hi, how are you? To the ditch tomorrow You get a roll of tokens and a list this long You can split the pills And flat the hills And you can wreck the car at the end of the song If I were a customer and you refused to sing I could hammer the counter You’d put your head under your wing (instrumental fade)
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