Lyrics
Chorus: Oh, John, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan
John, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan (Johnson, Daaaan)
John, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan (Ace Hardware maaan)
John, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan (Johnson, Daaaaan)
John, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan
You got me sellin' all this hardware, workin' at Ace Hardware, Johnson, Dan
John, John, John, Johnson, Dan
Verse 1: She needs food for her plants, a killer for the ants
She asked Jeff Gallant, but she'd really rather ask Johnson, Dan
John, John, hardware man, Johnson, Dan (hardware man Johnson, Daaaan)
John, John, hardware man
You got me sellin' all this hardware, workin' at Ace Hardware
Johnson, Dan, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan
Chorus repeat
Verse 2: Dan, where are you?
I asked Biardi, Sue
I asked Gary too, but I guess he never knew Johnson, Dan
John, John, hardware man, Johnson Dan (hardware man Johnson, Daaaan)
John, John, hardware man
You got me sellin' all this hardware workin' at Ace Hardware
Johnson, Dan, John, John, John, Johnson, Dan
Chorus repeat
You got me sellin' all this hardware, workin' at Ace Hardware, Johnson, Dan
You got me sellin' all this hardware, workin' at Ace Hardware, Johnson, Daaaaaaaan
$8.00 an hour would be fantastic (Yeah it would!)
