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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #8,747
Peak in subgenre #1,009
Author
Mink-C
Rights
Mink-C
Uploaded
September 01, 2003
Track Files
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
MikMaq, paddy wack, eat him like a tic tac
the rap mack is back, tie him up just like a kit bag
wipe him like a shit rag, leave him with a toe tag
get him in my sight and smack his face like an air bag
23 to 1 in battles - is that so?
in that case he must have had 23 no shows!
now he's made it to this face-off, its quite bizarre
he signed up for lightweight, thats why he's got this far
I'm bruising this loser, call me the big kahuna
my only wish is that i'd battled homeboy sooner
then we could have settled whos the best MC before
and leave this bore looking like a beat up whore on the floor
realise this ain't art, its a game to Mik Maq
I'll drop a track and snap his fuckin back like a kit kat
I'd still win this battle and turn this shit into a slaughter
if i mumbled my rhymes into a mono tape recorder
and i used the corniest fuckin white-bred rhymes
in fact the shit i throw away is better than his best punchlines
He ain't nothing - he's less than that...
just a wack cat, wack flow, wack raps, wack tracks
delivery dull, punchlines are soft
I got more funk in a dump that i just pinched off!
motherfucker, my mom could probably take out your crew
even female MCs sound more hard than you
His rhymes so tacky its like they're made in taiwan
Heard he battled with Geotrail and Geo won!
Boro-boy, I'm a seek and destroy, you're out of luck
Don't wanna be called a Geordie? (You's a Geordie motherfuck!)
I'll roll with my crew up the A19
Beat your ass to smithereens, you're a fags wet dream
Ya wanna slice Mink, but I'll win this faster than an eye blink
ya scared and confused, like Stephen Hawking on an ice rink
Well I've heard many rappers on HHC
some of them are dope, some are poor I'll agree
But the one thing people always bring is heat to the game
Not some clever verbal play but a style thats lame
I can picture you there, not wanting to bore us
Sittin with your rhyme dictionary and your thesauru
Saying 'mom, can you think of a word that rhymes with "mikmaq"'
she calls 'Yes my son, just tell you're fuckin wack!
every night I hear rumours but they're probably lies
they say that MikMaq is Westsider in disguise?'
I tell em you ain't but I'm starting to doubt it
cos Your rhymes ain't workin, like the new york power outage
What does it say when you dominate competitions
does it say that you are dope or theres just little opposition?
Won't never win a MOBO, I'll bounce ya like a yo yo
MikMaq, Express, Middlesborough homo
Too feminine for faggots, you're banned from gay bars
Lookin too much like a woman with your panties and bras
Give ya scars, like you been in wars, Feel the force
of the Mink, I'll make ya blood flow like Heinz fucking sauce
like Mike-Ra-Phone, you'll probably bite and leave the fuckin site
Is it just co-incidence that you're both called Mike?
in your avatar you got St Michael beatin the devil
Thats funny cos if Devilman had met you in the semis....
You'd be doin the voting now instead of takin part
But now i'm takin you apart and eatin ya a la carte
And that 'number one' next to your names is hard to take
Am I asleep or awake? There must be some mistake
Yo Reflex, what the fucks goin on?
We got Express as number one wearing a dress in chiffon
With painted nails, you say it don't get no hotter
That some guy up on the site sound like a northern Harry Potter?
whats the world comin to, I'll beat ya black and blue
hit ya with my hairy knuckles in your face and leave a tattoo
Boo! Ha! Scared you,see
How can expressionist be called the best battle MC?
Thats like calling a dog a cat, or sayin Ducks sane
yo, give me some vanish I gotta clean this shitstain
In this battle, I'm like Bert he's like fuckin Grover
on Sesame Street, Victorys Sweet. Game Over!
