Funny Dakota Fanning raprape tribute filled with her films and television roles. Shadowville Productions on beat: www.soundclick.com/shadowvilleproductions
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Dakota Fanning tribute filled with film and television references, inspired by the recent controversy over the film 'Hounddog'.
Lyrics
Y’all can call this fool drooling like a stunned mullet ‘Nib’
But I’m hardly amorous toward some old harlot deb
My preference is different: prepubescent starlet kids
Like that heaven-sent Dakota Fanning from Charlotte’s Web
For this Dreamer, the thoughts your true story can inspire…
Hannah, you get me hotter than a freaking Man On Fire
I admire how well you put up with that lame Tom Cruise freak
(Your first feature ain’t the only ‘TomKat’ which made you shriek)
But now enough Hide and Seek (and enough ringing screeches!)
My love flutters out toward you, girl, like Wingéd Creatures
It would break my heart to discover that you were Taken
No fakin’… under the covers my hands are shakin’
I feel so Trapped like Malcolm In The Middle, gal
Cuz you make me love you, love you… with a “little Elle"
I’ll be your Father Xmas, hold you longer than Orlando
And award you your first Oscar (filled with innuendo)
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Why have to wait until she’s five years older?
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
You know she’s legal either side of the border…
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Girl, you’re even sweeter than cherry soda
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
That’s why I wrote ya this here ode, to…
Like Hurricane Mary in Spin City my heart is twirled out
You misheard, it ain’t ‘cookie’ I want from this Girl Scout
Like Polanski I’m antsy and can’t see need for compliance
Let this banshee’s panties hit my bedroom floor ‘with defiance’
I Am Sam-pling this blossom very prematurely
Best off testing the produce when cherry season’s early
South Dakota’s growth is luscious, as a matter of fact
Yo, pussy and head go together like The Cat In The Hat
Plus it will seem I’ve got Nine Lives the way that I’ll keep rising
We’re just Friends in your chaste eyes, but to me you’re chastising
Girl, let’s cover all bases and race Goldie through her paces
Lower your face to learn a great new way to polish your braces
I’ll have you ‘Tide’ to the bed like your first commercial didn’t
Hittin’ it harder than it is to learn your style of knittin’
Lightning will strike twice like in Sweet Home Alabama
I’ll ram ya so hard your next film will be done with a stammer
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Why have to wait until she’s five years older?
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
You know she’s legal either side of the border…
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Girl, you’re even sweeter than cherry soda
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
That’s why I wrote ya this here ode, to…
Your Halloween Scarlett O’Hara roleplay is done with such ease
And you look gorgeous as Snow White… get down on your knees
Georgia’s The Peach State and this juice is worth the squeeze
Please, don’t leave me like you ditched ‘The Secret Life of Bees’
Show me Uptowns, Girl. My love will have your toes curled
As I invade you like those aliens in War Of The Worlds
I’ll teach you things that Jan Cerwonka would never know
And we’ll go at it more times than you’ve done The Ellen Show
You look like Gollum? No problem, goblins’ noggins don’t faze me
I’ll fist you as if you were a Muppet who sang Do Re Mi
Though evidently ten seconds within your eminent presence
Would inseminate you sooner than when you’re naming the presidents
Let’s be together forever like Groundhog Day
Swivel that pelvis with your Elvis Presley Hounddog sway
Unroll the child protection while I goad ya, standing erect
And we’ll film our own Untitled Dakota Fanning Project
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Why have to wait until she’s five years older?
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
You know she’s legal either side of the border…
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
Girl, you’re even sweeter than cherry soda
Rape Dakota, rape rape Dakota
That’s why I wrote ya this here ode, to
Rape Dakota
