ANTHEM OF THE SQUIRRELS
You'd better watch out
They're all glory and guts
The squirrels are in town
And they're looking for nuts
They may appear little
And week at first sight
But don't let down your guard
Or they'll whoop you all night
These rodents are bad ass
And they're good with a bat
Long homers and triples
They'll knock you down flat
Don't think you'll be winning
When the squirrels come to play
They kick butt and take names
You're theirs for the day
The mighty squirrel warriors
Will issue a cry
That will echo til sundown
Why bother to try
The mighty squirrel warriors
Will issue a yell
That will echo til sundown
Good golly, you smell
Chorus
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee...
You're gonna feel bad
When they run up the score
Feeling tired and sad
Like a one legged *****
Just look at them go
They're the almight squirrels
Lock up your children
Especially the girls
Don't cry when you lose
That will just make it worse
'Cuz the squirrels will all laugh
That you carry a purse
At the end of the game
They'll all give up a cheer
Hey thanks for playing
Now go grab us a beer
The mighty squirrel warriors
Will issue a shout
That will echo til sundown
With every last out
The might squirrel warriors
Will issue a roar
That will echo til sundown
Just look at that score
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