There was a jew named Andy
He thought that cocks were dandy
He bent at the knees
Ready to please
And said "mm it tastes just like candy"
There was this hooked nose guy
Looked like someone jerked in his eye
Cum stains on his mirror
Unbelieveably queer
And trust me there's joy in those tears
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Andy is a fuckin' prick
He gets his kicks from chewing dicks
It's a quirk we just can't fix
'Cause Andy is a fuckin' prick
Oh, Andy the faggoty jew
Hooked up with a guy named Stu
He bent at the hip
A dick to his lip
This jew knew just what to do
There was a queer from these parts
The wind howls this jew farts
His throat is real sore-a
He lights the menorah
As he scouts the best deals at Wal-Mart
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Oh, Andy the jewish fuck
Searches for a dick to suck
He starts the suction
With anal eruption
And grins when he swallows the muck
Andy is a fucker
Now this we can't deny
He's a jewish cocksucker
And hey what's with that eye?
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