Trus song about one of the people in the band. One of his first sexual experiences besides playing with himself.
Punk From Dallas Texas
we are crappiest band ever.
Story behind the song
This story is funny and weird at the same time. Its almost too bad to sing about. Especially if Mr Cherry ever hears it. The name cherry is not made up either.
Lyrics
I was only 16 and still trying to figure it out. Little did I know she would show me what its about. She pulled up in her car when we were out front drinkin. She looked so classy driving that big gray Lincoln. Next thing I knew is she asked us to her house. We all agreed, jumped in our cars, and drove 4 doors down to Mrs Cherry's. Youre every young mans dream. You mean everything to me. Taught me every thing I know. Too bad I had to go. Before I knew it we were all alone. She dragged me to her bedroom and then ripped off my clothes. Things were getting steamy and the sheets began to slide. Then I heard to front door open and her son came inside. I thought her son would get mad and put our love affair to an end. But little did I know he was in the next room doing his moms best friend. Youre every young mans dream. You mean everything to me. Taught me every thing I know. Too bad I had to go. This asshole friend of mine called her husband on the phone. He told him I was me and that I did her in his home. Next thing that happened, he came over with his wife. I denied it all he said if this is true youre going to lose your life. I cant see you anymore. I wont be knockin on your door. My friend had a great big mouth. Too bad he found us out.
