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Rufus the Dufus
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this is a funny song about a character that we all can imagine or have met.
juliette jazz
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not a band, just me. A talented singer with a flair for song writing. Hoping to have an album out by the end of 2007.
Hello Im Juliette Jazz and I'm a singer from Australia. I've sung with orchestras, bands, trio, duos, karaoke, flim flams, solo, and theatre productions. Im currently working on an album of my own original songs. I have written over 70 lyrics, but as I am not a musician, I am constantly seeking composers and musicians to collaborate with me in turning my words into great songs.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #134
Peak in subgenre #58
Author
lyrics and vocals - J. Jazz, Music - A. Bradley
Rights
of course
Uploaded
May 05, 2007
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 3:15
Story behind the song
Rufus thinks he is hot, and tries to pick up chicks at bars, to the amusement and entertainment of everyone else at the venue. Poor Rufus is unlucky in his attempts to woo the ladies.
Lyrics
RUFUS THE DUFUS V1. He thinks he is God’s gift to women We all think he’s a jerk (what a moron) We all watch him try to charm chicks But his machoman charms never work (spoken: it’s really funny) V2. He slid up to a model –like looker And whispered in her ear She slapped him hard across the face Then she dumped his beer CH: Everyone knows a Rufus You’ve probably met one or two He’s a pain in the but – but FUN to watch Thank God for Rufus the dufus. (spoken: Hey ! that don’t rhyme) V3. Next he tried the barmaid And acted like he was so cool She stomped on his snake skin boots Oww ooww ooooooww what a fool ! (spoken: see him hoppin) V4. He hit on a babe at the bar And oggled her womanly charms She kicked him in the bush whackers Oh ooh weeeeee now THAT done some harm. (yelled out: “take a bow Rufus”) CH: Everyone knows a Rufus You’ve probably met one or two He’s a pain in the but, but FUN to watch Thank God for Rufus the dufus. Repeat vs 1. Everyone knows a Rufus You’ve probably met one or two He’s a pain in the but, but FUN to watch Thank God for Rufus the dufus. Thank God for Rufus (thank God!) Thank God for Rufus (thank God!) Thank God for Rufus…the dufus.
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