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Peak #1,776
Peak in subgenre #631
Author
DPetro
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DPetro
Uploaded
April 25, 2007
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MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 4:16
Lyrics
My first memory, was beatin somebody's ass
Only six years old right in the middle of class
I was the littlest bastard. I grew up so fast
To be the terror that momma shoulda threw in the trash
The psychs couldn't help me. They filled me with riddalin
That made me so hyper I'd be shakin and jitterin
No I'm not kiddin. It made the anger worse n worse
Till I became this livin breathin walkin talking curse
Put in the corner and got secretly beaten
The teachers wanna shut me up, keep me from beefin
Was a quick witted kid fitted with a brain for horror
I did sick sadistic shit, pissed on bitches lips
Arsen at ten, the power of fire
Released the artist within my demonistic desires
Shoot a bat with a wrist rocket.
Then I hit it with some gas and match till the neighbors screamin kid stop it
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
As a young teen, I learned the value of some green
Sleepin with one dream, to get it by any means
Those opposed were enemies. Those who helped were close friends
Disposin bros without hope. This included most men.
With most hoes I learned they're eager to fuck
Tell the bitch I love her, bang, then be leavin the slut
It might be evil and such, but best believe that I touched
So many titties as a youngin it was easy to nut
And they loved me cuz I'm cute. It was partially cool that
I was smallest in the league playin varsity fullback
And went to state liftin champs, buck forty eight class
Still an A student, and I knew how to make cash
Workin in some sporting goods retail,
Cunning enough to sell a jockstrap to a female,
Made my cash stealin and sellin on the side,
Was their best salesman. The hell I'd get fired
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
Got to college throw ya 40 up, eigth of headies, 40 bucks,
Hoes need no dates. I could always afford to fuck
See a bitches physics problem, say I could fix em
So I'm teachin her forces while she's teachin me friction
Take a visit to the clinic bout once a month
Then go back to the dorm to matchin blunt for blunt
And I'm still at the top of my class
Haven't graduated but there's nothin stoppin my ass
Hardest test to pass was for my internship
Had to piss in a cup, so I had to learn quick
Cranberry juice, water, and some vitamin B
And don't catch it right away, catch the height of your pee
Guess what my major was in? Yeah I majored in sin
With a minor in beer pong, I play it to win
Between the cards and the darts and the bars you can tell
Lead a life like mine and ya goin to hell
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
The Devil is a handsome man, so here I stand
I came to lead you all to the life of the damned
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