Global Warming Sandwich (Watsonica/Wrabek)
Lyrics by Gemster (Watsonica), music by me. Rhythm guitar, vocal, Strat plinks by me; other instruments and mix by Gem. Dedicated to Angelika Zaungast.
Solo songwriter/guitarist.
Lyrics
GLOBAL WARMING SANDWICH
–G. Watson/J. Wrabek
DEDICATED TO ANGELIKA ZAUNGAST
1.
You can spend your whole life lookin' for the answer to this earth,
Not everyone agrees that it's the same;
Let's put it in perspective and I'll tell you want it's worth–
Even if the truth were known, we've all got different tastes...
CHORUS (OR SOMETHING):
The universe is a sandwich, and I'll make mine as I please,
You can have some, too–I'll share a bite;
But if you're gonna make your own, please don't forget the cheese–
Just make it flat and warm it globally and try to get it right.
Stars are salt and pepper is the spices in between,
The sky is just a wrap for all the rest;
The earth is all baloney, and the moon is made of cheese–
Let's put it all together–and digest.
LEAD BREAK (USING PROGRESSION FROM VERSE AND LAST 4 LINES OF CHORUS ONLY)
2.
I've heard ‘em talk of elevators goin' to the sky,
But there's still a lot to learn where I was birthed;
If you decide to leave, please leave the kitchen open wide–
There's still a lot to eat on Planet Earth...
CHORUS (OR SOMETHING):
The universe is a sandwich, and I'll make mine as I please,
You can have some, too–I'll share a bite;
But if you're gonna make your own, please don't forget the cheese–
Just make it flat and warm it globally and try to get it right.
Stars are salt and pepper is the spices in between,
The sky is just a wrap for all the rest;
The earth is all baloney, and the moon is made of cheese–
Let's put it all together–and digest.
REPEAT LAST 4 LINES OF CHORUS TO END
(C) 2007 Watsonica. All the usual rights reserved just in case. The Earth was neither warmed nor cooled by the writing of this song.
