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I Always Seem To Injure You
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The path of true love never runs smoothly.....
parody robertson amiright kristof
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Welcome to Kristofland! Like Disneyland, but with larger mice....
Not a band...just me, an Aussie parodist with a penchant for the risque. Living in London (where I'm exposed to risqueness on a daily basis) and a long-term member of the Amiright parody community (www.amiright.com) This is just a bit of fun, as I really can't sing for toffee......
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Podcasts • Comedy
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Peak #32
Peak in subgenre #10
Author
Kristof Robertson
Uploaded
April 08, 2007
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:35
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I plum forgot about the thorns on your red rose I bought you a small puppy and it bit your nose And the fancy bouquet that made you sneeze Was full of angry Africanised killer bees No matter what I do I always seem to injure you We tried to copy Romeo and Juliet Til you fell off my balcony and broke your head While can-dlelight dancing like Fred and Ginge I waltzed too near a naked flame; your hair did singe Your dress ignited too I always seem to injure you A toast with French champagne: The cork knocked out your two front tee-eeth The ice sculpture of you I carved: It fell; pinned you underneath I'm sorry, honey! I may be romantic, but I'm such a putz I didn't know those chocolates were filled with nuts Coz you were allergic, your face went grey I guess I won't be cooking you that beef satay I do not have a clue Enamoured, but I injure you [INSTRUMENTAL] Last night, while making love I stroked your hair and kissed your fa-ace We tried some Kama Sutra moves; And now you're in a neck brace A-whoopsadaisy! I'm surprised we're still together; I'll admit That when we go on dates I take a first aid kit You know that I love ya: let's marry soon! I'll book a bed in ER for our honeymoon My darling, please don't sue I never mean to injure you! I hope you're, I hope you're well insured I always seem to injure you
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