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Wife's Secret Tale
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This one was a request, and one that really tested my vocals durability. Meatloaf is a very strong male vocalist, theres a big story behind this one, you can read it on the full song info page.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #45
Peak in subgenre #11
Author
David/freeware Midi Sites
Rights
2007
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June 16, 2009
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MP3 13.2 MB • 192 kbps • 9:37
Story behind the song
When I finally achieved the full song without making any major mistakes, I was thrilled--then the backing vocals came in . . .anyhow, the song has no deep meaning in my personal life--but the song has quite a twist at the end and the guy (played by me) mis-saw who exactly his wife was cheating was
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A car is approaching and my sanity's slipping way down in the gutter tonight There's a dude in the bedroom with his hands on your hips and a toy moving near your thighs There's ten calls that I missed and a lover on the line Oh and out in the bright moon light there's someone with their clothes off I swear they are waiting for you to join them out in the pool I am starting to steam as I weep Oh baby you're the only girl in this whole town Who slept with me so tight and Whoever you do and whoever you booze I'll never really feel alright But you gotta get out I gotta break it off now Before the divorce is drawn Yes I'm gonna leave the house of our dreams made together When you're done with your blow I'll still be shutting down Like a con I will bail I'll be free when you come around When the hook-ups are over With a shred of denial I'll be on my own I can live by myself I'll be lone but I'll endure on When the feeling's gone and my sphincter's grown and depression has resumed Then like a Christian before a grave confession realize what I've got to do I'm gonna go to nightclubs like the stud that I am wearing purple, pink and some lights When the music is pop and the D.J. is groovin' and we're broke-back all through the night No-One ever talks in this secret chateau Everybody is bi-curious and Nothing really knows which cheap trick they chose and Nobody is worth the cost and I know that'll get her if I bring home a dude and She'll see what she's missing too 'cause every other girl I've got left in my phone has told me that I'm crazy too If she's gonna creep out you know I'm gonna creep out Bromance in the living room If she's still going down you know I've gotta go down Wanna go round you know I'll get her back now She's going down, you know I gotta go down Prancing in her room Dancing to some tunes Winning her heart back from goons Oh baby you're the only girl in this whole Earth that's ever lit up my life and wherever you leave and whoever you call There's always gonna be a fight but I gotta get back I gotta get you back now So I won't give on you hun Yes I've gotta make the most of this plan put together When it's finished I hope I won't be so alone Like a cat claws unveiled I'll be back when the weekend comes When the game is over Like a girl who's alone You'll feel so dethroned Like your world has come down I'll be back when the weekend comes and when the work is done and Monday dawns and your love has come back through Then like a traitor before the game of our life I'll come running on back to you Then like a traitor before the game of our life I'll come running on back to you I see the Lexus in the small garage But I'll still prove that you belong with me and this guy is near with no shirt that's right! No-ones gonna stop me now I'm gonna plea my whole case and you will stop thinking of Stu I didn't see the sudden curve until it's way too late I never thought I'd live to see this day I entered into your room in the dimming light Shocked and listened at the door of your secret plight I think back now I always knew it was your best pal and the next thing I see is your eyes They're shinning Breaking out from the mold and into her arms Like a fool I've been wrong Then I'm crying at the bottom of the steps as I look upon (so sorry) I insisted I was sorry in quite a rapid tone (forgive me) and I asked her to pinch me as I held her near my heart and the last thing I see is her cheeks She's crying, She's crying Breaking out of my shell and said it's Okay!!! HEY! She loved chics all the while (she's not into dongs) It's just girls make her smile (she's not into dongs) Like a jerk I was vile (she's not into dongs) Now I keep her speed dial She loved chics all the while She loved chics all the while
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