this is dedicated to all the liars & 2 bit promoters I end up having to listen to much too often
I play mostly alone but also play with bands we form for special concerts
Since I retired in 1996 I took up writing, playing and recording music as a hobby. I play piano, guitar, bass, drums, harmonica and tenor sax reasonably well but not great. I enjoy all genres of music.
Lyrics
Now I tell the disc-jockey what he wants to hear,
So he'll play my song that I hold so dear.
Now I tell my friends a big pack of lies,
So they'll cluster round me like a bunch of flies.
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.
I drive a great big fancy car
That I can't pay for, so I drive it far.
I live in a swanky penthouse, ya that too.
Where the bill collectors find me, was that you?
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.
They say munure really helps to make things grow,
So my lies get bigger, bigger, don't you know?
And when it rains, I can make you think,
That all's so good, wow, it sure can stink.
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.
I can shovel it steady all day and night,
I spread it thick, till I get it right.
Then I hold on tight to the lies I told,
So that no one knows what it is I mold.
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.
Well it's lies, lies, big fat lies, ya it's lies.