Name: You're Too Skinny
Duration: 3 min 7 s
Channel: The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad
Description: "You're Too Skinny" is a song by The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad. All about people who just don't eat enough. That's not attractive, no matter who you are. Eat some pie and put on some pounds!

You're Too Skinny

The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad

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All about people who just don't eat enough. That's not attractive, no matter who you are. Eat some pie and put on some pounds!

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The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad

We mix up metal, bluegrass, and punk with a large dose of tongue-in-cheek humor to concoct into a monster blend of kick-ass rock.

The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad is a sextet of crazy guys who like to dress up in outrageous costumes and rock for appreciative audiences. The songs are sometimes humorous, sometimes profound, but always kick lots of ass.

Song Info

Genre

Rock • Rock n Roll

Author

The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad

Rights

2007

Uploaded

March 12, 2007

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:07

Story behind the song

I took a girl on a date to a buffet.  Paid a bunch of money and all she ate was half a salad.  Really made me angry.  Regardless of what the media shoves down your throat, being all skin and bones just isn't attractive, male or female.

Lyrics

Take you to the buffet, you grab nothin’ to eat.
You’re just a rail-thin bitch with some big-ass feet.
You eat half a salad and you say you’re full.
I paid $12.50, and that aint cool.
I’m gonna take you home ‘cause I’m ready to fuck (been ready to fuck).
Girl you just got a pelvis and you don’t have a butt.
Got deep-tissue bruises when you rode on top.
I didn’t bust a nut, I just told you to stop.

Skinny, too skinny, you aint got no boobies or butt.
If a girl is too skinny she aint gonna make the cut with me.

You’re too skinny!
Don’t be shy, eat some pie.
Three point one four!
Not that kind of pie.

But that aint half as bad as some of these bands,
With fake British accents that I can’t understand.
No eatin’, getting drunk on Listerine,
Fat kid in the back hitting a tambourine.
Grown ass man in a baby tee, 
In an emo band, crying constantly.
You’re only depressed ‘cause you don’t eat.
You tried to take a shit but fell through the seat.

Skinny, too skinny, you can’t even press twenty pounds.
If a guy is too skinny he aint gonna last three rounds with me.

You’re too skinny!
Don’t be shy, eat some pie.
Three point one four!
Not that kind of pie.
You’re too skinny!
Don’t be shy, eat some pie.
Whipped cream topping!
Now that’s what I’m talking about.

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