Begging jerry springer to have his family on his show
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My girlfriend is a dancer
she says that she is gay
we're gonna have a threesome
and do it every way
My sister is a hooker
my brother is her pimp
they were gonna get married
till she found out about the chimp
Jerry Springer , I'm gonna make the call
Jerry Springer , whats the matter with you all
I got a friend that bites his nails
on his fingers and his toes
and when nobody's looking
he likes to dig his nose
My father wears diapers
a bonnet and a bib
my dog is so naughty
he pisses in his crib
Jerry Springer , I'm gonna make the call
Jerry Springer , Whats the matter with you all
the vallium and the zanex
don't seem to ease the pain
if you don't put me on your show
I'm gonna go insane
if you don't put me on your show
I'm gonna go insane.
