Britney's Baby Loves To Dine
Funny Britney Spears parody about breastfeeding her baby.
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Story behind the song
Wrote this a few years ago when Brits was preggers with her first sprog.
Lyrics
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby. You guzzle lactose… in loads.
Just suckle and imbibe there.
This greedy baby… bites udders of si…licoooone.
Knows how to gormandise, yeah.
Foamy. Mouth is loving full cream.
Swelling baby cuz he feeds and grows now.
Tired jaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Moustache!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til mum's drained!)
Yum high-fat tissue. Who'd use bovines?
Drink five til nine.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney:]
“Oh greedy baby,
My cleavage is feed…ing you.
Soyless, suckling lite milk.
This fatty baby’s glutton for my buxom boobs.
You're lactose tol-er-ant, kid!”
Bloating. Rounded from teat smoothies.
Swills like crazy, guzzling as mum moans ‘Ow!'
Bites and gnaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Bubbly!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Tits still teem!)
Why would I quit now, they're oozing fine.
Simply divine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Oh greedy baby
Oh greedy baby
[Britney:]
Oh greedy baby, you guzzle lactose in loads.
Oh greedy baby, my nipples down to my toes!
[Britney's baby:]
“I just request,
Acidopholous!
Why milk from a cow?
Areolas, swill this stream.
Just lose the brassiere,
Cuz it's feeding time.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Milk jugs!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til sixteen!)
Mammaries issued. These two are mine.
Elephantine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Guys are obsessed,
With Brit's holy pecs.
Offspring now devours.
Both boobs flow pneumatic streams.
He chews. Perseveres,
To swig a milk Rhine.
Britney's baby loves to dine!
