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The Labia Song
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hardcore sex humor punk r
hardcore sex humor
Old school punk riffing, combined with humorous sex-oriented lyrics. Rock 'n' Roll, of whatever subgenre, should be FUN. That's what COLD SPECULUM represents: no heavy philosophy, no ripping leads, no giant egos... Just naughty fun...
Song Info
Genre
Rock • Punk
Charts
Peak #836
Peak in subgenre #34
Author
Words: J. Beaver/Music: J. Small
Rights
Fuck Music Publishing 2006
Uploaded
February 14, 2007
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MP3 1.7 MB • 128 kbps • 1:48
Story behind the song
We're hyperlibidinous.
Lyrics
Got a dirty little secret and it’s all I think about It’s always on my mind And I’m always looking for as much of it as I can get As much as I can find Even though I had a bit before, I’m always looking for some more It eats up all my time I’ll even give up sleep and food; it seems I’m always in the mood But that ain’t no crime Labias - I love them oh so much Labias - and vulvas and clits and such Got a fetish for the vision of a pair of meaty lips This I can’t deny A peep beneath a mini-skirt or spandex cameltoe Is enough to get me high Cannot get enough of swollen clits I must admit ‘Cause a wet pussy isn’t shy And I’m never ever bored with a virgin or a whore And I really can’t say why Labias – the thing that I love best Labias – a hairy treasure chest The sweetest confection Nature ever devised Are the pink fleshy cushions Between your thighs Girly meat flaps are Champagne to my eyes Make me come And win a protein prize But don’t think my passion for these shock-absorbing lobes Means I don’t love titties, too ‘Cause when it comes right down to it, I love pinch and squeeze a tit Baby, yes I do But I love a horny little snatch a hell of a lot more I’m a cunt-man-- yes, it’s true What I really want a lot is lots of pot and a warm twat And if you don’t like that, screw you Labias – I see them even in my dreams Labias - I’m addicted to crack, it seems My obsession is bad My intentions are too Got a million dirty things I really wanna do Just the sight of you Is making my balls blue Let’s have a naked party, baby Me and you
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