A Singles Bar, A Woman, And Lots Of Trouble
Vocals by Orville Davis
Demo by Jim Heffernan
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Hunker Down
Worked my magic at the singles bar
Offered her a ride in my brand new car
She loved my smile and my big blue eyes
It only took a minute to say her goodbyes.
Her front door was still in its mid sway
When she leapt upon me like a bird of prey
Soon I was swinging off the light
Had to wear her undies for the night.
I am gonna hunker down
Got a crazy lady flyin’ round-------------------- {Chorus
Chasin’ me all over town
I think it’s safer hunkered down.
Lotions, potions, lots of creams
Full spin cycle on the washing machine
Handcuffs and whips and anguished yelps
Gadgets, games, my cries for help.
Made it out twelve hours on
With every shred of my pride gone
Rumpled, crumpled, full of dents
Covered with the evidence.
I am gonna hunker down
Got a crazy lady flyin’ round-------------------- {Chorus
Chasin’ me all over town
I think it’s safer hunkered down.
I thought I was quite discerning------ {Bridge
But it seems I am not learning! ------- {Instr.Brk
Now it’s weird calls night and day
‘Child support I’ll have to pay’
A maniac knocking on my door
While I cower on the floor.
I am gonna hunker down
Got a crazy lady flyin’ round-------------------- {Chorus
Chasin’ me all over town
I need the FBI to hunt her down
I am gonna hunker down
She’s chasin’ me all over town
© Philip Jones/John W. Selleck 2006.
