I hate the telephone and only use it when needed. Funny that I wrote such an upbeat and positive song about it's use.
Lyrics
It's her mother in the morning right around ten
at eleven it's Elaine, one of her friends
How's the cookin', how's the cleaning
are the kids all doin' fine
When Tina gets to talkin' there's no gettin' on the line
Then there's Carl in his car with remote in right hand
talkin' to the boss 'bout an account he's got to land
It's big deals, little thrills, to beg, groan or moan
what on earth would the world be without the telephone
Talkin' on the Telephone
Yakkity Yak Yak
Why the whole world is wired for the sake of talkin' back
Talkin' on the Telephone
Ring a ding ding
Why the whole world's connected to this little telething
Bobby Jo and her boyfriend are settin' up a date
her sister calls at 6 to make sure she won't be late
without the telephone there'd be no way to know
what on earth was goin' on and where on eart would we go
Talkin' on the Telephone
Yakkity Yak Yak
Why the whole world is wired for the sake of talkin' back
Talkin' on the Telephone
Ring a ding ding
Why the whole world's connected to this little telething
The Earth stopped spinnin' around the sun years ago
Ever since we startin' talkin' on this tiny telephone
Talkin' on the Telephone
Yakkity Yak Yak
Why the whole world is wired for the sake of talkin' back
Talkin' on the Telephone
Ring a ding ding
Why the whole world's connected to this little telething
Great Country song, i like the vox and the stings, great arranged and perfect performed.