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Squinting in the Dark (Hoobastank Parody)
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My first song of Project 3. This one is about reality TV and the addiction one may have to it.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #74
Peak in subgenre #21
Author
David/freeware Midi Sites
Rights
2007
Uploaded
July 20, 2008
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MP3 6.7 MB • 320 kbps • 2:54
Story behind the song
I wrote this initially because I entered a contest calling for a parody of a post-2000 song that had to be about television. As I got into it, the song slowly turned out to be one of my best written parodies, and I got to learn how to sing like a rock artist.
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I'll procrastinate and entice my every fantasy that I've devised Of why I keep Obsessing. And I feel like a fool for Decisions that I make and how My Life I Can't Retake While all my clothes are busting. Why do I adore Celebrity tidbits. I've been squinting in the dark Sitting on my sphincter. I'm in an uproar Think this game's been tainted! Now they're brawling in the park I won't even bother Surreal Life is on Hogan knows Best follows Fear Factor had hurt my eyes Let me notate, it's classless Will reality ever depart my tele? Still endeavor every week the Next Top Model's story? Why do I endure. I can't comprehend it. I've been watching them embark Every race gets crueler. My doctor's unsure Why my health's descending? I've been watching after work Can't afford to sleep no more (Instrumental) So I watch each new show (Instrumental) How much uglier will Betty grow? Will lunch linger till a commercial? Cause I'm staring and I just don't see why I'm glued to thee. It's just T.V. What's so great outdoors. I'm sure broadband has it. I've been searching the network Working on my Posture. I'm a cable whore My weight's become morbid I've been squinting in the dark Sitting on my sphincter
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