Enlist for Your Citizenship
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[01-23-07]
I guess we’ll need a Passport to get Married in Jamaica from now on. Or Canada. Or Mexico. Wait a minute— That gives The Pentagon an idea!
Now with the Body Count shattering the 3000 mark, it looks like we’ll need some fresh bodies again, after the 3rd Deadliest Day for United States forces reached Baghdad Saturday. Gee, I wonder who stole all those US uniforms?
After asking more than 100,000 former Marines to come back to the way Tings used to be, The Pentagon now turns its focus to a clandestine remedy for both its Recruitment Deadline and its Immigration Problem: It’s called Enlistment for Citizenship, where immigrants would Enlist to fight in the War in Iraq, in exchange for Citizenship for a President they cannot Vote For, and a country may likely never see. Perfect.
It’s like the slums, drug dealers, and the people who live there. Give em Guns and let God sort it out.
And really, what could possibly go wrong with a branch of Government that historically has slow afoot in processing legitimate papers for people who actually do play by the rules.
If you think it wont pass, think again. Since, 2002, 20,000 service members have been naturalized and another 40,000 set for the process this year. In other words, it’s already happened.
With a little Creative Advertising to Amp up the Hype, it’s not hard to calculate the surge in Recruitments across the border for the coveted Price of Admission, to a country no longer ranked in the Top Five.
But how much different is this than the ideological treatment of the poor , the sick, the needy, who are left in the dust to scrape and claw at the nimblest of Government Handouts;
Conditions in Mexico for instance, make this an attractive offer out of hopelessness and despair, and into the cushy Lifestyle of MRE’s & IED’s.
And really, it all comes full circle; in past Wars, we saw shortages of Scrap Metal. Now, we’ll see a shortage of low-wage workers… once again, doing a job your average American won’t do.
