drinking drunk booze got me thinking thunk thru or sumthin
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i get to work and my boss the jerk
says your fired my job has expired
no money for gifts i'm on the shit list
and my wife is fucking pissed
stockings filled with coal
and a can of skoal
christmas freekin sucks
my kids on drugs
so booze i chug
i ran outta luck
forget the holidays and to jesus i don't pray
my life is circling the drain
happy whatever merry this
here's my only wish
I want a regular life
a supporting wife
no strung out kids
high on lids
just give me a normal life
i have no pants that fit
all my underwear is ripped
plus they suffrocate my dick
where the hell is saint nick
with these gifts
i've had it thats it
i'm coming to the northpole
playing the role of an insane outta control
elf sick of dealing with your rules
don't treat me like a tool
I want a regular life
a supporting wife
no ripped boxers or briefs
would be a relief
just give me a normal life
thats all i want i'll only ask twice
