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Josh Wageman skillfully weaves acoustic guitar riffs with clever lyrics to form Washboard Professional, the next revolution in acoustic pop. With catchy melodi
Washboard Professional is simply Josh Wageman on his guitar, plucking soothing melodies and weaving intricate lyrical tapestries to accompany the catchy and infectious guitar work. His style has been compared to that of Dashboard Confessional, except he never even comes close to crying during any of his songs, avoids being repetitive or annoying, and doesn't need tattoos on his arms to look good.
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#12,434 today Peak #138
#2,893 in subgenre Peak #40
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Josh Wageman
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December 29, 2007
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MP3 2.7 MB 128 kbps 2:56
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I get a phone call, it’s 7 at night My buddy says, “Hey there’s this girl that I like” I know what’s coming next, but I just wait “Hey, you wanna come with us on our date?” I say, ok, yeah, that’ll be fine I’m there to ensure they have a good time So I gather up all my wit and my charm They can’t stop laughing, they’ve now linked arms She thinks my friend’s got personality But I think she’s got him confused for me I’ll be the one to help you fall in love If your girlfriend’s having issues, call me up But if you want a relationship that’s real Better find somebody, anybody, somewhere else Cuz I’m just going through life as the third wheel She’s fallen for him, it’s easy to see He must be a great guy, he’s friends with me I work my game, and he’s got the easy part He sits while I control the direction of her heart But I got to admit, all this facilitating Is getting kinda old, a little irritating As she leans over to give him a kiss I think why can’t I be experiencing this? But then he winks and gives me the thumbs up And I know I’ll do it again when another date comes up
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