No Vocals The Flatulent Tire
This is the same song as The Flat(ulent) Tire , only without any vocals, so you can sing it yourself.
My "band" is a Macintosh Computer with a sequencer and instrument module (software) and a recording simulator called deck. But it is amazing what can be done with these things!
Story behind the song
Another karoke version.
Lyrics
"The Flat(ulent) Tire"
(Rob K)
There by the highway, dejected I sat.
Starin' at a tire that was flatter than flat.
Back in my garage I could see my old jack
I used on my wife?fs car and forgot to put back
Then along come this codger in an old pick up truck
He stops and he looks, says, I think yer in luck.
My jack will most likely work, you can try ?eer
Cause I see that you got a flatulent tire.
And I says, ?gWhat??h
and he says.
You got a flatulent tire
Do pardon me, son, for being so crass.
You got a flatulent tire
Your tire has passed, passed all its gas,
Well, We drug out his jack, stuck it under the car.
Pumped till it raised her right off of the tar.
Spun off the lug nuts and pulled on the rim
And as we was working I mentioned to him,
You got a different way with a word
That is the strangest thing I ever heard.
But as I ponder I can see your desire
To call my dilemma a flatulent tire.
He said
You got a flatulent tire
Do pardon me, sir, for being so crass.
You got a flatulent tire
Your tire has passed, passed its gas,
You got a flatulent tire
Do pardon me, son, for being so crass.
You got a flatulent tire
Your tire has passed, passed all its gas!
((C)2006 jjana)
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