Country Waltz Comedy What is a Flatulent Tire? One that has passed all its gas!
My "band" is a Macintosh Computer with a sequencer and instrument module (software) and a recording simulator called deck. But it is amazing what can be done with these things!
Story behind the song
Ok I admit, it's a pun. The word, "flatulent" has the word "flat" in it. And how is a flat tire a flatulent tire? The air is out of it. It has "passed" all its gas!
Lyrics
There by the highway dejected I sat;
Starin' at a tire that was flatter than flat.
Back in my garage I could see my old jack
I used on my wife’s car and forgot to put back!
Then along come this codger in an old pick up truck;
He stops and he looks, says, “I think yer in luck.
My jack will most likely work, you can try ‘er
‘Cause I see that you got a flatulent tire!”
And I says, “What?” and he says,
“You got a flatulent tire
Do pardon me, son, for being so crass.
You got a flatulent tire
Your tire has passed, passed all its gas!”
Well, we drug out his jack, stuck it under the car;
Pumped till it raised her right off of the tar;
Spun off the lug nuts and pulled on the rim.
And as we was working I mentioned to him,
“You got a different way with a word
That is the strangest thing I ever heard!
Though, as I ponder I can see your desire
To call my dilemma a flatulent tire.”
He said,
You got a flatulent tire
Do pardon me, son, for being so crass.
You got a flatulent tire
Your tire has passed, passed all its gas!”
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