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Licking Ashtrays
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Loving a smoker can be hazardous to yer health ,especially if you are a non-smoker.
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Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
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Country • Alternative Country
Charts
Peak #186
Peak in subgenre #27
Author
Doug Zozula
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2005 lawsuitmusic.
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January 02, 2007
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MP3 2.8 MB • 96 kbps • 4:07
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Well I turned off the Frank Sinatra Dean Martin's roasting in the fire I wanna write something romantic But they just don't seem to inspire. I've 86'd a million candles Put back a black hole full of wine The dictionary's at the mercy of my 3rd degree But won't cough up the right words to define. The violinist is expensive But I give her anything she wants She plays a D note for a C-note It helps create an ambience. So now I'm in the mood to spill my guts out But I've got a fear it might sound fake 'cause when sincerest words are said sarcasm rears it's ugly head And that does not a love song make. I'm fast approaching mental roadblock It's got me stopped upon a dime A staring contest vs. the clock Breeds new ways to tick away the time. You can find me in the daytime performing cartwheels 'cross the lawn At night I'm hiding in the basement. I'm licking ashtrays since you gone. I'm pushing envelopes on lonesome Man I forget how long it's been Since I was in the public eye but there's cigarettes to buy 'cause all the ashtrays are now clean. I hate to use the word 'addiction' It's kind of awkward to be seen When people see the running streaks through the ashes on my cheeks they know it's more than nicotine. The morror shows my blackened tongue now It's like a symptom of disease The words 'I miss you' won't be sung now Now that my cravings are at ease. Most days I'm playing in the sprinkler I'm dancing 'round with nothing on At night I'm shivering in the crawlspace I'm licking ashtrays since you gone So don't you wonder where I am tonight 'cause I'll be here from dusk to dawn The only thing that makes me feel alright Is licking ashtrays since you gone. No don't you worry about me tonight 'Cause nothing else can turn me on Nobody else can make me feel quite Like licking ashtrays since you gone.
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