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Careless Hook Ups 2011 Edit
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A Parody of 'Carless Whispers', the hot 80's song by George Michael & Wham that takes a comedious look at the internet and it's one night stands
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #22
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
David-Lyrics, RECISIO (track used with permission)
Rights
2006, 2011
Uploaded
April 23, 2011
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MP3 6.3 MB • 192 kbps • 4:33
Story behind the song
This song was always a personal favorite to sing, Careless Whisper. . .George Michael's Cheating song. . .My version isn't about cheating though, oh no, it's about the regret of meeting one night stands on line. I wrote this long after the song was out, considering I would have had to been in my single digits to write it back when it did have it's hey-day, and I shouldn't have known about one night stands at that age.
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Ohhh I feel like a whore As I look through chat pictures for a quick score As the profiles fly Somethin' in your thighs Makes me want to meet and greet Create a storyline I'm never gonna type again I don't need no more one night stands Though it's easy to log in It keeps me up too late Should've known better then to let you in or engage in love that left me cryin' So I'm never gonna type again The way I typed to you Ohhhhhhhhhh Lord forgive my sins for Careless Hook Ups With drunk I.M.s Bio's 29 Was into my kind When the knock came at my door Too late to run and hide I think I've been stood up again Never say 'love' in a PM Too depressed to search within' and I look like a tool Desperation sex's settin' in Engaged in groups I'm regretting So I'm never gonna screw again The way I screwed with you Ohhhhhh Never Online Again At first I closed my eyes in bed I wish you hadn't touched my head Thank God, I Blue balled last night It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight You may have killed my pride today Mr parents are like half your age Now who's gonna sleep with me You bragged. and I'm never hooking up again Tired of being scammed all weekend No I won't be drowned with gin or drink binge every night Should've known better then to dive right in or take off my pants as you were drooling So I'm never hooking up again At least not through chat rooms OooooooooOooooo (Now That I'm Young) Now Since I'm Young (Now That I'm Young) Did I chat too long, too long So my inhibitions were gone
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